Fiona and I pose the same way. Remember when she was talking to the Axe Man, and she was leaning on the sink?
As you’ll notice my address to you is more formal.
I woke up in my own personal hell, an endless loop of the final episode in American Horror Story: Coven.
Maybe if I weren’t suffering I could delight in the millions of disappointed viewers you created when you ruined the last episode.
Last week, the coven and I played trivia at a local bar. We chose the name “Evan Peters’s Butt,” and we came in second place.
Our first choice of name was going to be “Paul Walker’s Butt.” But there wasn’t much left of it after you got through with him.
For ancient hag and snaggle-tooth;
But no, not so; the witch appears
In all glowing charms of youth.